Shrub- the artful dodger

Mr. Shrub - the most disliked pResident in our history - is a good dodger.

He dodged "real" service while in the Texas Guard.

He dodged many losses in school and business [too many to list] by using family ties and bullying.

He dodged a loss in a presidential election by having his cadre go to the Supreme court to anoint him.

He dodged another election by having his Ohio gang rig that state's election.

And the other day he dodged a shoe :D

What is your favorite shrub dodge? Comment below...